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Dating is a humiliation ritual
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I'm single because life is too short to try to raise a grown man child
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Don't waste your time fixing faulty people! Just get another
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"There is no reward for being a good woman" Be a bitch
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It's better to give 20 men chances than to give 20 chances to one man
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I'm single because some people are only attractive on mute
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Sex with him lasts 2 minutes, a child is forever. Think well before you invest, ladies
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I'm single because the Universe has removed me from tables I used to sit at, to protect me from hosts who were serving poison
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No pen, no paper, but you still draw my attention
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To place an order, please DM ;)
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I'm single because roll your cheese in plain flour before adding it to the batter; this will avoid it to leak while frying
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Know your worth, then add tax
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To treat cavities, pull out every vampiric soul-sucking moron out of your life
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You will succeed in becoming my wife. It is inevitable
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If I was gold digging, I would not be digging where you are
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"Men don't cry". They do if you know what to say
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