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I'm single because life is too short to try to raise a grown man child
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I'm single because once upon a time, I put a crown on a clown and my life turned into a circus
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I'm single because polite and unbothered is the face of success
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I'm single because roll your cheese in plain flour before adding it to the batter; this will avoid it to leak while frying
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I'm single because some bros don't need therapy. They need to be institutionalized
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I'm single because some people are only attractive on mute
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I'm single because the gas be lighting
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I'm single because the Universe has removed me from tables I used to sit at, to protect me from hosts who were serving poison
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I'm single because those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the ones doing it
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I'm single because you keep forgiving someone until you unlove them
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If he cannot plan a date, he will not plan your future
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If he is above 6 feet, the red flags would be too high for me to see.
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If he wanted to, he would. End of.
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If I was gold digging, I would not be digging where you are
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If we hand out candy for Halloween, can we hand out birth control for Valentine's day?
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If you don't ask me out, the answer is always no
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