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Sex with him lasts 2 minutes, a child is forever. Think well before you invest, ladies
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She kept copying my posts, so I blocked her and moved on with my day
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Somebody said the problem is we don't call women losers enough
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Sometimes, not having a dad in your life can be a blessing. He could destroy it if he was there.
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Thank you for showing me who you really are before I built my whole life on your land. I'd rather mourn a garden than a forest
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The only thing holding you back is your inability to focus on one woman for a long enough period of time
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The right man will want to understand the depth of your beautiful soul. Don't settle. Move on.
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Therapy is so much cheaper than divorce
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There is no corner of the world far enough that you can go to, to free me from your torment
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This chicken was cooked using the heat of the moment
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This is all there is to life. A bond with another that makes us feel whole
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Tiktok is better than Netflix.
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To place an order, please DM ;)
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To treat cavities, pull out every vampiric soul-sucking moron out of your life
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Wandering eyes in your presence = wandering hands in your absence
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Warning signs can sometimes feel like butterflies. Choose carefully today
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