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When nobody wakes you up in the morning, and nobody waits for you at night, and you can do whatever it is that you want. You can either call it freedom or loneliness
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When you give her a huge diamond on her ring, you're giving a threat to the other guys that they will never be able to afford her
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When you know, you know. You know?
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When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.
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Why must I insist on finding things that could kill me cute?
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Women can fake orgasms. Men can fake whole relationships.
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You ate his bald ass up.
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You marry the guy who emails you when you block him.
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You will be okay without me. You have no other choice
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You will succeed in becoming my wife. It is inevitable
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You're not asking for too much, you're just asking the wrong person
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Your gut is wiser than your excuses
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Your heart will skip a beat today… hopefully not permanently
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Your pain will stop when it is done teaching you
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Your spouse will either invest in your dreams or bankrupt your confidence
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